01
Post it
Drop a dating profile, fit check, or grid. No essay required.
Roast & Rescue AI
You post. We roast. You glow up.
Drop the digital evidence. Roastly turns it into a brutally funny share card—then gives you the fixes that actually matter.
Free first roast. No awkward questionnaire.
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Disaster score
87/100
Chronically online.
Recoverable. Barely.
Roasted. Not cancelled.
How it works
No generic advice. Just receipts.
02
Get roasted
Receive an uncomfortably accurate read and your disaster score.
03
Glow up
Turn the damage into a Rescue Plan when you are ready.
Your private audit
The joke lands. The feedback helps.
Your upload is analyzed for you—not turned into content for strangers. Share the card if you want the group chat to have a field day.
Private by default Made to be shared
The Rescue
When you are ready, we switch from roast to rebuild.
Better bio. Better framing. Better first impression. Same you, less self-sabotage.
See the Rescue Plan