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Drop evidence
Upload the profile, fit, or grid that needs a reality check.
Premium Rescue Plan
You got roasted. Now fix the fallout.
The roast is the wake-up call. The Rescue Plan is the useful part: a direct, personalized way to turn the damage into a better first impression.
Start with a free roast
$4.99 one time. No subscription.
One-time upgrade
$4.99
One ruthless read. One smart recovery plan. The same chaotic you—with better odds.
Roast hard. Fix harder.
From roast to rescue
Keep the joke. Lose the self-sabotage.
- A rewritten bio with actual main-character energy
- A clear read on the photo, fit, or feed that lost the plot
- Specific fixes for your next first impression
- A practical upgrade path—without the cringe motivational speech
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Start with a free roastThe sequence
First we tell you the truth. Then we hand you the fix.
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Take the roast
Get the disaster score and the brutally funny read—for free.
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Choose rescue
Unlock the practical plan when you are ready to change the outcome.
Before you rescue
Questions, answered.
Do I need a roast first?+
Yes. The free roast gives the Rescue Plan something real to work with. Bring the evidence, get the read, then decide if you want the rebuild.
Is this a subscription?+
No. The Rescue Plan is a one-time $4.99 upgrade for one personalized rescue. No monthly commitment hiding in the smoke.
What can Roastly rescue?+
Dating profiles, fit checks, and social feeds. If it is part of your digital first impression, it is fair game.